How Many Lawyers Does it Take to Change a Light Bulb?
Fifty four. Eight to argue, one to get a continuance, one to object, one to demur, two to research precedents, one to dictate a letter, one to stipulate, five to turn in their time cards, one to depose, one to write interrogatories, two to settle, one to order a secretary to change the bulb, and twenty-nine to bill for professional services.
How much money you got? (See Parkinson’s Law)
Courtesy of Lawyer Jokes and Cartoons